Poking an online troll and pissing him off is a cheap thrill to
me.
There's nothing more entertaining than that. 
It's even better when he's an absolute imbecile who can't tell
the difference between A and B. 
Oh yes I'm enjoying it too
And he really can't tellthe difference between A & B because
me taking the trouble to explain
Anyway I gave up trying to explain but I'm 100% sure he's a
redneck 